FRijj - The Thicker Slower Better

Banana

Banana milkshake is thick, tasty, made with fresh milk, rich in calcium, contains less than 1% fat and has no artificial colours or flavourings. But what should you do if your town is attacked by an evil little girl pouring Banana FRijj over it?

  1. 1Plant some flowers and watch them grow.
  2. 2Panic.
  3. 3Panic some more.
  4. 4Play an invigorating game of risk.
  5. 5Stamp and shout at the sheer futility of being attacked by FRijj.
  6. 6Produce a pamphlet explaining your grievances towards the impending danger.
  7. 7Catalogue your stamp collection.
  8. 8Play dominos without using your hands.
  9. 9Potentially panic a bit more. Or see what’s on TV.
  10. 10Decorate the spare room.

FRIJJ THE THICKER THE SLOWER THE BETTER