FRijj - The Thicker Slower Better

Chocolate

Chocolate milkshake is thick, tasty, made with fresh milk, rich in calcium, contains less than 1.5% fat and has no artificial colours or flavourings. But what should you do if your town is attacked by an evil little girl pouring Chocolate FRijj over it?

  1. 1Despair at the brutal, horrific, inevitability of it all as your life slips away second by second.
  2. 2Conduct a long distance relationship via messenger pigeon.
  3. 3Learn to play the flute (with your toes).
  4. 4Do a crossword blindfolded.
  5. 5Discover yoga.
  6. 6Build a handcrafted ship in a bottle.
  7. 7Have a finger nail growing race.
  8. 8Build a robot banana.
  9. 9Whittle a canoe with a penknife.
  10. 10Knit a distress jumper that says 'HELP' on the front.

FRIJJ THE THICKER THE SLOWER THE BETTER