FRijj - The Thicker Slower Better

Vanillaaaaarghh Limited Edition

Limited Edition Vanillaaaaarghh is thick, tasty, made with fresh milk, rich in calcium, contains less than 1% fat and has no artificial colours or flavourings. But what should you do if your town is attacked by an evil little girl pouring Vanillaaaaarghh FRijj over it?

  1. 1Put your feet up.
  2. 2Do a jigsaw.
  3. 3Write a strongly worded letter to the mayor.
  4. 4Do some light screaming.
  5. 5And maybe some spring cleaning – there's nothing like a good clean to take your mind off impending disaster.
  6. 6Phone everyone you know and their auntie and their auntie's tennis coach to make sure they know FRijj is enveloping the town.
  7. 7Join a swimming club.
  8. 8Learn a foreign language.
  9. 9Grow a moustache.
  10. 10Visit the tomb of Alfred the Great.

FRIJJ THE THICKER THE SLOWER THE BETTER